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|  موضوع: Kids Are Quick  الخميس أبريل 02, 2009 12:08 pm | |
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
America ..
MARIA:Here it
is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS:
Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: ; You told me to do it without using
tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's
wrong
GLENN: ;
Mayb e it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this
kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you
talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one
important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years
ago.
WINNIE:
Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.
'
MILLIE: I
is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I
am.'
MILLIE: All
right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why
his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good ****.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog'
is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy
his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A
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